3/10/11 parade of horrible shit – Sappo – Mar 11

Today was an adventure! Let’s see what happened!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-12709598

Giant 8.8 earthquake + 6.4 aftershocks slam Japan, will probably kill a whole bunch of people with tsunami waves by the time I wake up

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3395839

I have here in my hand a list of two hundred and five people that were known to the Secretary of State as being members of the Moorish Religion and who nevertheless are still working and shaping the policy of the State Department!

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3388867

Wisconsin knocked em out of the park

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3395923

The Duchy of Michigan is preparing for neofeudalism

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3381187

Libya is looking like Qaddafi will kill half his population and remain in power!

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3395806

Rape Rape Rape

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3396026

A quarter million people disenfranchised in Florida

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3395953

Net Neutrality trashcanned

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3395849

Revealed: Healthcare law will not actually keep people from going bankrupt and becoming destitute wretches when they become ill

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3395993

Feds: Mortgage fraud? What fraud? I don’t know what you’re talking about man

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3395957

Revealed: BP oil dispersants break down into toxic poisons, persist in the water cycle, are not removed by conventional wastewater treatment plants. Drink up!

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3396041

Commodities speculation on track to bankrupt, kill us all

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3395886

US Military still hates gay people

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3395837

Dalai Lama calling it quits

http://www.40daysforlife.com/index.cfm

40 Days for Life is rolling! Fuck the abortionhavers

http://www.miamiherald.com/2011/03/10/2108520/relative-of-afghan-president-killed.html

Oopsie! We accidentally murdered one of the Afghanistan president’s relatives

Well!

I’m sure I missed something, let me know and I’ll edit it in after I finish drinking myself into a coma

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