Today was an adventure! Let’s see what happened!
Giant 8.8 earthquake + 6.4 aftershocks slam Japan, will probably kill a whole bunch of people with tsunami waves by the time I wake up
I have here in my hand a list of two hundred and five people that were known to the Secretary of State as being members of the Moorish Religion and who nevertheless are still working and shaping the policy of the State Department!
Wisconsin knocked em out of the park
The Duchy of Michigan is preparing for neofeudalism
Libya is looking like Qaddafi will kill half his population and remain in power!
Rape Rape Rape
A quarter million people disenfranchised in Florida
Net Neutrality trashcanned
Revealed: Healthcare law will not actually keep people from going bankrupt and becoming destitute wretches when they become ill
Feds: Mortgage fraud? What fraud? I don’t know what you’re talking about man
Revealed: BP oil dispersants break down into toxic poisons, persist in the water cycle, are not removed by conventional wastewater treatment plants. Drink up!
Commodities speculation on track to bankrupt, kill us all
US Military still hates gay people
Dalai Lama calling it quits
40 Days for Life is rolling! Fuck the abortionhavers
Oopsie! We accidentally murdered one of the Afghanistan president’s relatives
I’m sure I missed something, let me know and I’ll edit it in after I finish drinking myself into a coma